Orange Stripes
spencerspocketcondom:


my kind of biscuit

spencerspocketcondom:

my kind of biscuit

uncreativeart:

"i still have that drawing you did for me from 6 years ago"

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

tastefullyoffensive:

"We bought alien balloons…" [nomad5]

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

stvkln:

tastefullyoffensive:

I see what you did there. [x]

Give me one.

stvkln:

tastefullyoffensive:

I see what you did there. [x]

Give me one.

ucantw1npixelates:

If I were to explain to you what Nichijou is, I’d just show you this clip.

ucantw1npixelates:

If I were to explain to you what Nichijou is, I’d just show you this clip.

dracophile:

mydollyaviana:

The musical number "Paris Holds the Key (To Your Heart)" includes cameos by various historical characters from the time including Maurice Chevalier, Sigmund Freud, Charles A. Lindbergh, Josephine Baker, Claude Monet, Isadora Duncan, Auguste Rodin, and Gertrude Stein.

I’d like to point out Freud slips on that banana peel.

A Freudian slip.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

fyeahartstudentowl:

Every Time…

fyeahartstudentowl:

Every Time…

slowwizard:

when you revive someone in a jrpg and the boss kills them on the same turn that you revived them
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charlottelly:

things i wanna do w/u:

  • get milkshakes at a cute fifties place
  • splash in the street during a storm
  • take pictures of flowers and cool plants
  • kiss & hug in the ocean
  • play cards by candlelight
  • sew couple cosplays
  • overthrow the government probably